Fancy and schmancy, but you know what? "Worksmanship" just isn't a word you associate with beauty salons. It implies there's a tremendous amount of labor and detailed required to get milady presentable.

It was a chain, although I'm sure they pretended there was a real Mr. Gordon somewhere, a dapper fellow with a pencil moustache who would stride through the salon, stop at your chair, take the comb from the stylist and snap no, no, you're doing it all wrong, the usual ideas don't apply to one as beautiful as this. I'll have to do it myself.