The street on which the Middletons live: the middle of the block, I hope. I'm sure those houses still exist, and it would be interesting to see if it's still as tranquil and ideal as it looks.

But of course this is all a LIE! Because Westinghouse is trying to sell you something, and because the Middletons weren't representative of the nation, and because (insert your pre-existing gripe here)

Before you judge too harshly, let's meet the family.