If your menu's tired, buy salad by the industrial drum! The French Dressing comes in two styles, Miracle and Commonplace.

French dressing and macaroni. Hey, why not.

Wouldn't one of the following salads fit nicely into your menu pattern? is the sort of thing no one says unless they're in the trade and want to ingratiate themselves with the salesman, who seems like a smart guy with hip, up-to-date scientific lingo.