Someone must have told Kelly that a drunk might look at his ad and wonder why they were serving Urine Steaks.

In Glendale it's DAMON'S! Except when it's not.

More about Bob Brooks' 7 Seas, here.

The drunk, having passed on urine steaks, might wonder about Maples restaurants, where food is "blown in daily." Or most likely" flown," but I like "Blown."