"He'll be pleased to be on the receiving end of these officially-licensed NFL Sweaters."

It's the officially-licensed part that will really make his Christmas morn.

RIP Sweetness, by the way. You were lucky if you were watching the game while he was at his best. We weren't there to start a kerfluffle! We were just there to do the Superbowl Shuffle.

No, that's not it. This is.