DON'T LOOK AT US, LINDA, THERE ARE KIDS RUNNING IN FRONT OF YOUR CAR

I mean, sure, they're orphans, and the joint's lousy with them, but it's just no way to spend the holidays, dealing with the cops and bureaucrats and everything. I'm sure there's a ton of paperwork if you run over one of them.

Maybe she's already stopped. There aren't any lines by the tires to indicate motion. Santa is standing, so he's not worried about pitching forward when she hits the brakes. The Reporter and Uncle Six are already here, as if she'd tipped them off. Yes, it's a special Xmas issue! On the newsstands in November, gone by Dec. 1.