Jumping down from a great height? Don't forget to wear your boots with the snaggable cuff.

How tall is this room? It looks as if she's jumping off the balcony in a four-story atrium. Who'd have such a fancy place, complete with throne? Why, a wealthy, evil chess expert, of course.

He is determined to exterminate her. Why? He's probably a Nazi. Orders from Berlin. America will be demoralized, unable to fight, if the Black Cat is exterminated. How to defeat her? Join forces with a gosssip writer and invite over dozens of witnesses for a deadly game of human chess!

WHO SAID CHECKERS? WHO? I HEARD SOMEONE CALL THIS A CHECKER BOARD! YOU VILL PAY! I SVEAR YOU VILL PAY - Er, yes, that is what we call it, colloquially. Quite right! That's what we loyal Americans call it, in our simple, unboastful way.