Call the Riot Squad!

Riot Squad here. What's up?

We have the Mob holed up in a tenement!

We'll be right there! How many of them are there?

Oh, fourteen, fifteen, including Jimmy Two-teeth, and -

Hold on, 14? That's not a mob.

I said the Mob. You know, organized crime? La Costa Nosa? Moider Ink?

Sorry, this is the Riot Squad, we only handle riots. (click)

For a few years police and crooks tried dueling with yellow painted dowels, but it was too much trouble in the end.

If we learn anything from this, it's this: police can't aim. The bad guys, on the other hand, are so good they can shoot a first aid box. Which they would. Because they're bad guys.