Resolved: there's no good way to photograph one of these things. You think of Dogs, all right, but it's dogs that got dysentery from bad Alpo.

It actually looks like the inside of a dog lying on the sofa with its head on a pillow.

This Bar-B-Trick sounds pretty good, but I wouldn't want to insist that the greatest hot dogs are chili dogs. It's subjective. You want to argue a subjective stance that cannot be objectively proven with a group of cowboys? They're in high spirits, as evidenced by their legs and tendency to hold their hands over their heads, either holding plates or hats. Argue with a cowboy in that mood and you're likely to get yourself all shot up.