Mom? I can't have cereal for breakfast because we're out of milk

It's called Normandy Sauce, dear.

Well whatever you want to call it we don't have any

There's some Normandy Sauce left over from last night's supper. It's in the carton. You can use that.

(time passes)

MOM THE MILK MADE MY LUCKY CHARMS TASTE LIKE FISH

It's not called milk anymore, dear. It's Normandy Sauce.