Ingredients: tomatoes, onions, peppers.

Dice. Combine in bowl. Punish. Put in one of those new-style jars with the thick butcher-block lid. It doesn't screw. It uses its weight and a plastic seal to keep out air. It doesn't work. Everything rots. But it looks sophisticated. It looks like something you'd see in the kitchen of a rich person with good taste in a Woody Allen movie.