Hmmm, said Jim, holding his face in his hans. I have made hundreds of friends, yet no one pointed out there's no place to eat at my motel. Nor have I noticed that folks always seem to get up and leave around 6 in the evening.

     
   


Might there be something in my past - something bovine-related, and succulent - that could address this, the sole deficiency in my storybook life?