Perhaps the name of the bar was chosen to give people an honest response to the question "Did you ever get so drunk you fall off your stool, crawl to the bathroom and heave the wretched contents of your stomach into the sink?" Well, once in a Blue Moon. The other part is confusing - Uncle Carls Oaks is missing both an apostophe and an obvious reason for having two names. No doubt the locals knew.

Charcoal Steaks! You want 'em rare or medium, go elsewhere. We cook all our steaks to the consistence of bituminous coal.