Bless you! Here, have a Kleenex. That's if you pronounce it ga-SHUT, of course; could be "Gas-Hut" or "GASH-Ut."

But however you spell it, it still sounds, and looks, like more evidence that the 70s were truly the most dismal decade in human history. I mean, look at that logo. It's either some sort of pot-and-lid thing or a container for transporting prosthetic breasts. Or it's a Pizza Hut from the future. Whatever. As the whalers said: thar she blows.