Vegetables Hollywood. I don’t know what that means, except that it bears no relationship to manufactured glamour or the usual trajectory of the typical actor's career.

Okay. I have to google, don't I. Huh: nothing comes up. If I hadn't buried this one in a box deep in the basement, I'd tell you what it was. For now we can only dream.

Come to think of it, Vegetables Hollywood sounds like a second-rate Runyon character.