The ho-prithee ye olden—type approach to Christmas, which was already being called the Holidays by GODLESS CORPORATISM! Just kidding. This would appear to be a postal telegraph – I guess if the message didn’t have to arrive tomorrow, they’d mail it.

Interesting picture – on the top, a madman is bringing in a clove-studded rotten pumpkin, a Medieval treat; at the bottom, men in miniskirts are attempting to escape a log that has tasered them.

Hope Bob didn’t wear a red uniform, if you know what I mean.