"I can't believe you said that. Don't look away and pretend you didn't. I can't believe you said that. This is a scientific instrument. Even if I wanted to give Africa an enema I couldn't."

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As for the Clevite corporation, it was still around when this site went up, but then it was shut down by its Japanese owner. The URL I had for the website now has an expired certificate.

(By the way, you can click on the certificate to get a larger version; just don't expect any fancy-schmancy navigation aids. Use your back button.)