Okay, okay, it was an apartment complex, but what apartment complex looks like this, and has a postcard? As far as I’m concerned, it was a motel.

“On the New River,” says the back. “Secluded in tranquility, yet only a block from Las Olas Blvd. Every facility for your comfort and fullest enjoyment.” I know the area.

Look, there are lots of places a fella might like to land in the world, and it's okay if Ft. Lauderdale is one of them.