Well, YES. Yes sir.

Review:

Let's get this out of the way: this hotel is OLD OLD OLD and in dire need of a major multi-million dollar renovation from top to bottom.

That’s one of the kinder reviews, although some people are . . . suspiciously ecstatic about the place.

The back of the card says “Here we are in Hawaii. Wish you were here! eE just asked way to a restaurant was told “down the road a piece.” Can’t be Hawaii Maybe we are Florida crackers-"

As in crazy, I presume.