"Close to the heart of Town.” That means: not in the heart of town. You can take a bus to get close to the heart of Town, if you like. From there another bus will take you directly into the heart of Town.
“Tastefully furnished, air foam mattresses, all with tile baths.”
Every mattress had its own tile bath?
“Radios, and TV available.” There’s one set and it’s first-come, first-served.
“Swimming pools.” Most guests would prefer you had plural TVs.
Message on the back: “Hi All I am finally getting over my cold but we are not going to Miami very hot today hello to Pa. Jean”
Whether Jean was saluting her father or the state of Pennsylvania, we'll never know. |