Your guarantee of a restful night: a giant with an enormous horn.

Message: "Arrived in Roswell, N.M yesterday & stayed over nite. Landed El Paso 10:00 AM. this day. Weather clear all the way, but a little bumpy over Kansas. Headwind entire trip or would have made better time. Temp is 82. Will call when I get home."

By the words "Luxury for Less," the words "love Jerry."

These were the Ramada Twins, by the way: two different motels at 6069 and 6099 East Montana. Long ago razed for more lucrative uses.