Man, cops were talkative. It makes you wonder if up-and-coming criminals today boast they'll make a big splash on Google News. "Just you watch, coppers! There'll be three stories and then it'll say 1283 others!"

The sidebar has some gripping tales. What was the ugly secret behind the man who couldn't stop? A spastic colon, probably. Story #2: All gangdom feared Badge 8725, because he just shot everyone. Crooks, kids, moms, citizens - the guy just spent the day plugging everyone. As for the secret of Simon's Shop -

I don't want to know. But note this: the guy who's running to findthe bathroom looks like the same guy in Simon's shop - and he's up in the right-hand corner, helping someone arrest Olde-Tyme Joker on the balcony. The fellow got around.